A Chinese take on al-Qaeda, via Evan Osnos:
本.拉登说，中国是唯一不能惹的国家：基地曾派出五名恐怖分子来袭击中国，一人炸立交桥，转晕；一人炸公交，没挤上车；一人炸超市，炸弹被盗；一人炸火车，没买到票；最后一人成功炸矿，死伤数百人。潜回基地后，半年都没见任何新闻报道，被基地组织以撒谎罪处决。
Al Qaeda once sent five terrorists to China: One was sent to blow up a bus, but he wasn’t able to squeeze onto it; one was sent to blow up a supermarket, but the bomb was stolen from his basket; one was sent to blow up a train, but tickets were sold-out; finally, one succeeded in bombing a coal mine, and hundreds of workers died. He returned to Al Qaeda’s headquarters to await the headlines about his success, but it was never reported by the Chinese press. Al Qaeda executed him for lying.